Friday, September 29, 2006

Nearly News 09.29.06

Told you so...last month

Insert Mike Tyson joke here:___________

Brings new light to the phrase, "He could sell a car to a three-year old..."

As long as 7-11 don't drop ICEE as their official slushie provider.

Immigration...in reverse

What's the over/under for time that it will take this guy to make a map of how to get out of prison?

Fact: Too many people are having babies that shouldn't be. Proof: Pot to toddler.

Maybe reasons like this are why Jesus walked everywhere He went...

The world's deadliest teddy bear?

Can you give me a hand?

Here comes the Tide...I mean bride. (This dude is a sucker. Okay, sure you get married at BDS, wonderful. If they're "hard-core" Bama fans, does he realize every 6 years he'll have to choose Anniversary verses 'Bama game? There are 12 games a year...that gives you 40 more weekends on which to get married.) Congrats, though...

On a serious note: If this doesn't make you feel small in the shadow of a Creator, not much will.

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